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Oh Yahtzee, you should do Diablo Immortal. It’s a bit boring and the camera zooms in too close and it’s also the most insidious work of evil to ever be expelled from BeelzeBlizzard’s prickly black anus. Sounds like you already know what you think, viewers. Why should I make myself miserable all week just to rephrase the established general opinion through a lens of dick jokes and gradually change the title to something irreverent. Tell you what, let’s just list all the things I would have called now: Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immoral, Diablo Impoverishing, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Now let’s move on and try to spread some much needed positivity instead. And you know what makes me positive: new indie games that I’ve never heard of before but really like. The Escapist has a joint list of games to review that I always try to steal the juiciest carrots from before the guys at 3MR sober up Monday morning, and Neon White caught my eye when he described himself as a first person shooter. And I have a growing interest in speedrunners, mostly because I feel like someone needs to keep an eye out for these folks before there’s an unexpected shortage of Mountain Dew and they burn all our cities.